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My new favorite activity is telling people that the world is ending in 2012, and they are wasting their time doing things that make them unhappy.
I believe in none of it, though, if I were to make a career out of this, I’d just be a scaremongering Christian.
It could be a real job, and I’d have it all; nice suits, fast cars, and virtuous women.
As long as I don’t have to delete Some Girls’ Heaven’s Pregnant Teens from my iTunes.
I’d be on TV every Sunday, when normal people are sleeping or working a bullshit job they hate, serving people they don’t care for. I’d be no exception, just a loophole sans sleep.
But I’d only have to work ONE day a week.
Sounds like a goddamn plan.
Either that, or wait for the rapture, in which all the Christians evaporate to Heaven, and all of their jobs would open up, thus saving the American Economy.
